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The Finnish national road 54 is the 2nd class main route between the municipalities of Hollola and Tammela in southern Finland. It runs from Airikkala in Hollola passes through the Riihimäki town and little part of Hämeenlinna town to the national road 10 in Tammela, where it turns into a smaller regional road going to the Teuro village.
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Bodrum International Ballet Festival is an annual international ballet festival held in the Turkish port city Bodrum. Organised by Turkish State Opera and Ballet since 2002, the festival takes place during summer, usually around July and August. Bodrum Castle and Theatre of Halicarnassus are the main event venues during the festival.
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