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Bradford John Faxon Jr. is an American professional golfer. He has won eight times on the PGA Tour.
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Inder District is a district of Atyrau Region in Kazakhstan. The administrative center of the district is the urban-type settlement of Inderbor. Population: 31,644 ; 30,582 ; 29,032.
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